“I Knew I Should Have Listened to Ken”
Former IMF director, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been accused of sexually assaulting a hotel maid in Manhattan (as far as I’m aware it wasn’t Jennifer Lopez). Unfortunately for him, this was not in Italy where leader, Silvio Berlusconi has a slightly warped perception of the crime. Mr. Berlusconi who has faced rape charges himself believes the criminal act is down to the fact that there are “pretty girls” out there, if they’re not already a member of his cabinet. Recent updates suggest that the maid was in fact an HIV sufferer and to top it all off Strauss-Kahn is under house arrest in a luxury New York building.
According to Justice Secretary, Kenneth Clarke, this week, some forms of rape are worse than others (for full details on this system please visit http://www.baddmind.com). Due to the nature of his crime, Strauss-Kahn must be immensely regretful, knowing that if he had listened to Mr. Clarke, he would have just date-raped her. Poor Bastard.
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